Waaaaaaa I gotta update this thingy OTL And figure out how to use LJ T_T I should stop just posting random quotes, lol.

"Roxas...put your pants on."

"Get your fat ass back here."

"That was great...I was actually touched...and usually I'm untouchable!"
-DINOSAUR

"NUMBER ONE CUSTOMER!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Me and my brother making fun of "Jingle All the Way"

Merry Christmas everyone!
Watch:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DpJyG7B6tAI

 http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1671383899

DANIELLE, TOMMY, CHRIS, WATCH THIS BEFORE JANUARY 2ND!:
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1671620753

Mike: Like butter on a bald monkey in my pants!

"Can't understand what you're sayin. You're speakin in Canada."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=urIZ0bqo7dU&feature=related

1. Violence?

2. Sexual harassment
"I'm going to insert my sword into your body!"

http://uninteresting.myby.co.uk/noeffort/romjul.htm


"You just got bwned!"

Mike: I don't wear cloth, but I really like that dress thingy!


The REAL story of the final Harry Potter book....this is how the series was supposed to end! This is my fan-fic yo!:
Harry and Ginny are in her room making out. Things get a little steamy...the lights turn off...the lift off each other's clothes with winguardium leviosa...
When Harry discovers Ginny has a penis!
"What the fudge cockroaches?!" Harry exclaims. "You never told me you were a shemale!"
"Yeah...I'm sorry Harry, I wanted to, but I was too afraid..." Ginny says embarassed.
"...Oh well! I can get into this."
And Harry and Ginny proceed to have sex.
But a few moments later Ron walks into the room!
"Get your hand off my brothersister!" Ron cries in terror.

Rom is so upset that Harry would do such an act with his brothersister, that he spreads the word around Hogwarts that Harry is gay. Soon the news is all over the Daily Prophet.
Homophobics come with pitch forks and kill Harry.
The end.

That's how it should have went! It would teach all homophobics a lesson that gay people aren't bad, they're magical like Harry. :)

Kid in middle school at the library: "I shoved 10 dollars down a girl's shirt once...and she STILL didn't like me!"


Gee...I wonder why!

Joyfultragedy2 [3:39 PM]:  i want a new digital camera
Joyfultragedy2 [3:39 PM]:  my old one is 3 years old
Joyfultragedy2 [3:39 PM]:  and it sicks
Joyfultragedy2 [3:39 PM]:  sicks?
Joyfultragedy2 [3:39 PM]:  *sucks
Joyfultragedy2 [3:39 PM]:  lol
lifeIsCheesy [3:39 PM]:  lol
lifeIsCheesy [3:39 PM]:  it SICKS!




Oh yeah...and this is you in 40 or so years:

"Keep it real, banana peel!"

"Ninja, please!"

"Every time you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex."

"Back when I used to watch the show Jack...butt."
-me sensoring myself at work.

Watch this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y8bXpjzRLRs
LOLOLOLOLOL.

Joseph: "Benjamin, you dirty ho, I can't believe you stole my dough,
NEVAAAAAA in my life before, has someone pinned me to the floor.
GUARDS ERECT HIM! Lock him in a cell
Throw me in there so I can rape him as well..."

Narrators: "Each of the brothers fell to his knees..."

Brothers: "Please let us blow you, mighty one, please.
He will not do this, he is not gay
But we will do it, because we are gaaaaaaayyyyy..."

CNN interviewer: Where is your sense of decency?
Protestor: DECENCY MY BUTT.


Lol that guy is rediiiiiiiiiiiiculous.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=S8cN2pB3MCE
Watch this. LOLOLOLOLOL.

THERE'S GUNNA BE A RUMBLE AT THE TRUSSEL! GUYS THERE'S A FIGHT AT THE TRUSSEL OMG!!!!!!!

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Dee: WHEN R U GUNA HAV UM BBYS.

Michele: Freshman should loose some weight so we can fit through their hallway. I think all freshmen should become anorexic.
Danielle: ...LOL FRESHMAN SHOULD LOOSE SOME WEIGHT.

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My interpretation of Mr. Baird
Mr. Baird: Where is he? [He's saying: "Where's Chris?" What he wants to say is: "He's not even important enough for me to recognize that he has a name.]
Danielle: Chris Ifraiti broke his nose by accident.
Mr.Baird: Were they fooling around? [He's saying: "Were they beating on each other as boys tend to do? What he wants to say: "Were they engaged in sexual acts with each other?"] Where were you? [Meaning: "Why are you late to musical?" What he wants to say: "Where were you when they were fooling around? Why didn't you film it for me?"]

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You= me
opposite=Danielle

You (Thu Oct 18 20:52:00 2007):

I'm hungry for some yummy, wanna come over? ;D

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Opposite (Thu Oct 18 20:52:14 2007):

YES.


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You (Thu Oct 18 20:53:15 2007):

ALRIGHT GOOD. BRING THE WHIPPED CREAM, STRAWBERRIES, AND CUCUMBERS. I'LL PROVIDE THE WHIP, BODY PAINT AND PENIS LOLLIPOPS.

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Opposite (Thu Oct 18 20:54:13 2007):

WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH THE BODY PAINT?


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You (Thu Oct 18 20:54:46 2007):

PAINTING OUR BODIES.

Remember, we use the cucumber, then put it back in the fridge.

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Opposite (Thu Oct 18 20:55:14 2007):

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLL

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN




LOLOLOLLLLLL

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You (Thu Oct 18 20:55:35 2007):

LOL. I hoped that would make you laugh and not gross you out xD

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Opposite (Thu Oct 18 20:55:51 2007):

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH


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You (Thu Oct 18 20:55:59 2007):

LOL I LOVE YOU TOO

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Opposite (Thu Oct 18 20:56:16 2007):

Urgh god that was good


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You (Thu Oct 18 20:56:28 2007):

lol xD

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You (Thu Oct 18 20:57:53 2007):

Get it, it has "cum" in the name...HARHARHARHAR

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Opposite (Thu Oct 18 20:58:16 2007):

I GET It SO gOOD XD